Fords Towel

I am going to revive my underground newspaper. Few remmebr this newspaper being that it only had one issue on a limited run only available at Hobbytown Usa. This time it will not be about sci-fi cards games. It will be about the bureaucracy on my school. I want it to be like the new yorker with wity cartoons and cool essays but there is not much chance of that since I can not really draw. I beleive my two alert egos will take part on this. That is right Tom Paris lives. And the reuse of my other alter ego Ford Prefect. Perhaps It will acttucaly prove that a good newspaper can me made at my school. I am going to try to publish when I get the time. I must begin my witty cartoon.

Trailhead Store

I hate this company. The sent me the wrong !@#$ color jacket. They decided to substitute dark sage with sage. Hmmm what should I do. I like the jacket although the color makes me mad. I know they make it in dark sage all my other stuff is dark sage. Heck my old room was colored hunter green although since everything everything has to now be so all slick and cool the color is know know as dark sage. I have already called them and said they are going to find me this jacket in dark sage. I want to fly to logan, Utah (the real world location of Trailhead Store) and give them a piece of my mind. I originally had allot of profanity in this message but cut it out so I would not be blocked from something or other. Did you know that on qwerty keyboard if you run you fingers along the top row of letter is spells qwertyuiop if you remove uiop that spells qwerty [I am really sleepy] He I wonder if anyone actually read this blog if so post a comment and I may send you money.
Regards
Robert
Working Undercover For The Man from the album "Mink Car" by They Might Be Giants

welcome back

blog working Istanbul (Not Constantinople) from the album "Flood" by They Might Be Giants
I finally got i

Life

I want every to live life to the fullest. It can be taken away it an instant. In a blick of an eye. Never do something that makes you unhappy. Would you want to be doing something you hate when you die. To quote A.D I don't want to go to heaven with a headache I be all crossed and wouldn't enjoy it. This sucks where in the hell is Bin Landen if men like him run free why is Brittiney dead. It is not far. I want then to torture saddam so much I think that everyone that lost a family or friend in 9/11 should get to give him a could punch or kick. If they are weak they hook electrodes to his ball and get to hit the switch. I know I would lobe to give him a quick kick in the face. Hell we should send in ninjas to kick his ass. We should use all the forms of torture he employed on his prisoners. We should also do some chinese water torture and the thing where they shove bamboo shoot up your finger nails. they should also do that this where they pull hairs one by one off his body till there are not left. They we kill him with a gun right in the stomach and donate his organs to someone who is that he hated just to make him suffer.
Life's to short
Robert
Real Love from the album "Anthology 2 (Disc 1 of 2)" by The Beatles

It ha begun

It has begun christmas day

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eve over

Memories

As a kid I would stay up all night annoying my father saying can I go look at the present now. He would say why did you wake me 12:00:01 I would say it is official christmas day now. I would then stay up the reset of the night so pumped with excitement wondering what my parents had gotten for me. I would go into my dads room every 30 minutes finally he would give me a time and he would the say for every-time you walk me up before that point it move 10 minutes later. I would the sit in my room away. I was so hyper I coulld not read. I wonder why it never came to me that I could just walk down stairs and go into the living room and find out what was there. Now I get it this is where the myth of santa plays it most important role. Keeping the kid in there rooms. Because they believe that santa was watching them and would not deliver there presents if they came and look. You see this must be the whole reason for the myth. But he is a second reason if the parents forgot to get something they can say Santa forgot and then when they get it for the kid they look like a huge hero for getting it. Aah I cracked the santa mythos.
I wish I was 8 years old.
Robert (aka Ford Prefect)

Merry Festivus

I have come to the realization that I should have never grown up. I remember being 8 years old and saying I don't want to be 9 the number 8 is so cool it's my favorite number and if you turn it on it's side it becomes the symbol for infinity. for those that do not know I was born on April 8 1988. Christmas seems to suck with out santa class. Ever since I finally gave in to not believing that santa was not real it has sucked. I stopped believing at 13, I held out till the end. I mean now the stuff I want costs several hundred sometimes several thousand dollars. But I was get want I want in the end. I mean well since I get what I want when it comes out there is really no anticipation for christmas. And guess what I read the newest data is thinking that Christmas born some time in may not December. Did anyone stop and think the jewish calendar does not line up the Gregorian calendar. And since Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew therefore his birthday would be on the jewish calendar therefor it would not lie on dec. 25 ever year. This whole holiday has a huge fundamental fall in it.
Much love
Robert

Makeup work

I hate being sick. Because as soon as I get well I have to face a pile of make up work. I am trudging thought it. Please use the comments to leave your horror stories about makeup work.
.Carry That Weight from the album "Abbey Road" by The Beatles

"tech support"

I want to exit the matrix.
I finally got it they made the first matrix really good so everyone would watch it then they made # 2 and 3 really crappie so no one believe that the first one was true. That must be it. I feel like that David Aames the main character Vanilla Sky when he screams "tech support"

Mhmm............. pie

Nothing like eating pie at one in the morning.

super fleece

As many of you know I lost my hunter green chill factor jacket. Made by mountain hardware. Well I want it back it was my prefect fleece so after going to ebay I found another a moss green one this time and it came today. It just feels right having it on.

current itunes jams: Someone Keeps Moving My Chair from the album "Flood" by They Might Be Giants

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Brittiney's last journal entry+dream

"My Dangerous Prayer"

You hold the only peace that can fill the deepest hole.
But how do I get it? You said, "ask and you shall receive."
I am asking and I know that You will give it to me.

Every week You bless me so much and teach me lessons after lessons. I know that once again you are showing me your love. I can't fathom how much You feel when one of Your children suffers, but I've had a glimpse of your heartache.

Please fill me with Your wisdom that I won't just watch others suffer, but that I'll be able to say what they need to hear.

As a new week approaches, my dangerous prayer is that you'll place broken hearted people in my path and fill me with You so that I can let Your love heal their pain.

-Brittiney's last journal entry- September 21, 2003

How the hell am I supposed to take this. I just found someone's ej I did not have the courage to type this up my self. But a cut & paste is not as hard. Did a google search she wrote this herself.
Had a werid dream last night.
It began with me waking up and seeing them old man that looked like me but forty years later came out of a pool of light. He hand he a watch and a little disc. He told me to put the disc be-hide my left ear an the watch on right hand. Then he hand me what looked like a babel fish he said you know what that's for. He then said I can't say any more our I will disrupt the time line more than I already have. I then figured out that I had been just handed a time machine. I knew what I had to do I would stop Brittiney's death. I ran the through the dream once where I just went and tried to stop her and it did not work. It did that thing from quantum leap where it starts over. I then went to some time around the year zero to talk to jesus and asked why i could not save her I then realized that babel fish could not translate his words so it started over again. I then went to get a rabbi and someone from uofl then could speak Aramaic. Then we went back to the year zero got jesus to come with us. When then went to the time when they End Of Dayed and used Jesus to distract them from leaving. I then went back to present. IT was during our advisor group I though tI had failed because her locker was still decorated as a memorial. But she suddenly walked into ms. Calderwood's room we al rushed and hugged her. We all still had the memories of her death but she was still their. We all cried she did not understand but we told her. This dream repeated over and over again.

What If?

I just got back from the spa. It helped alot but nothing I do makes the pain go away. I think I going to go war-driving. On my bike should I install that hack on my os hmm... The grief consolers said to things that I like to do. Well I like to go place I am not supposed to. Well since I can't go snooping around school the neighborhood should do. This world we live is in chaos but most people are so stupid they don't notice it. Current itunes:Man, It's So Loud In Here from the album "Mink Car" by They Might Be Giants

NDA's Suck

God's Screename
I feel right now like a NDA has been put on my life right now. But you know fuck it. I feel like shit man. I wish I had a freaking time machine and go and fix everything. And go father back and talk to Jesus and ask why would he do this to our school our lcs family why would he have sarah morris be there when it happened why. I would also find where the arc of the convent is stored and use it because according to something I read in a book it is a radio to god all this one way conversations is a pain.
When is god going to get eMail.
I when will he get an AIM account.
I mean would it not be so kick ass to find out god had an AIM account and you had his screen-name.
What would you do with it how would you use it.
You know that once you used it it would change.
I would use it to get his ip address then hack gods computer.
Then I would have access to god's plain.
Because then I could change it .
But what would happen then.
If I changed gods plain would that mean that god is no longer omniscient
Would god then disappear into a puff of logic.
Aggh this is weird
So the only way for someone to be omniscient is if they are the only one to be so. If someone had access to the info and changed something. Then they both would no longer be omniscient.
What if this where to happen?
It feels like I have an NDA on my life but do not know the info I am not allowed to say.
So this is what it is like not to be a dev. for things and not know that secret info.
So I guess god is like the lead dev. for the universe?
But he needs to run an update becasue he sure has some bad code.

Current thing playing in itunes
Kiss Me, Son Of God from the album "Lincoln" by They Might Be Giants

Chaos is the world.

Eleanor Rigby from the album "1" by Beatles, The
Flawed is the world.
I can't eat and I am so freaking sleepy but I can't sleep. If this is the world and not a dream then someone forgot to run the debuger on it. There are so many flaws. Tss is on man. You know this whole experince has changed me alot I can see all the flaws. Now I am going to try fix them where will I begin you ask. Well I do not know but everthing is going deduged by me by hand.

This day just plain sucks

This day just plain sucks.
i just got home this dsy just plain sucks. I went to brittiney's furneal. HE dad is just awsome. He made us lafe and cry. He had really cool stories. I fell so bad for sarah morris and Brittiney's family. Afterward there was a recpition whee I finally ate something. Lots of hugs. I also went and picked up a cd of all the songs played at the furenal. I also went and talked to Dr. Vanzale (sp?). HE helped me alot with stuff I fell a little better. But overall I feel like shit. The only thing that can help it time which is soemthing I have alot of. I at least know that she is in heaven with Jesus Christ. She gets to meet him in person and have all the questions answered.

I miss Brittiney.
I just back from the vistiation. I miss her so much. So much pain so my saddness. I have no idea how much pain Sarah Morris much be going through right now. That was the saddness thing I have ever gone through and tommorow is the furneal. I make a vow every annverisary of her death and her birthday I will come visit her in cave hill which is right across from lcs. I hope she is happy in heaven if such a thing exist which I do now. May jesus watch over her for alll time.

Love

Love
You Need Is Love
The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney)


Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
We Love You Brittiney

It's true why?

It's true why?
Just whty did this have to happen. I just went to a thing with fucking B.J She did not suffer my ass. Yeah thats called bullshit. I have read about this shit. How can this fucking happen I was hopeing that I was given wrong info but it was fucking true. This chaos just sucks. I wish it could all be undone that is what I would do if I had the power to do so. God must have one big ego to do shit like this. She loved jesus so much. For him to let her die I just don'y get it. Fuck it fuck it all.

THis is not fucking fair.

THis is not fucking fair.
This is not fucking fair. How can she be gone. How could this happen shit like this is not supposed to happen to good people. Why god fucking why. This whole one way conevrsain with god fucking sucks. I what a fucking response I what to know whats going on. how can this sort of thing happen when people like Saddam live and people like Brittiney dies. Who in the fuck makes these decisons god fucking sucks. God is such a prick. What can of person can god be if he does this. If only I had a fucking time machine.
Itunes:While my gutair gentley weeps: The Beatles.

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Ad this to x-mas list.
My blogs are always so short compared to leo's I am starting tomorrow going to make my blogs longer.

I am resting my sleep clock.
I am going to pull an all nighter.

Note to self look up phatom blot


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testing

I think i will sign up for a pro blogger accont today because.

Meet Hallie two days ago.
She is really cool.
Note to self check out python app.

Easyjournal - akira1208

They left me behide I get a studyhall. It is fun

The ibook cam lives. Now it is the fish tank cam.

ZDTV Multimedia
erica hill is leaveing techtv. Noooooo! why?
Now I will have to watch CNN to see her.
This is almost as bad as when Kate Botello left techtv.

I just got my zdtv bag and my yoyo and mirror.
It is snowing!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah
Dang tss seems so much shorter when it is only an hour.
I love zdtv.