Fords Towel

I am going to revive my underground newspaper. Few remmebr this newspaper being that it only had one issue on a limited run only available at Hobbytown Usa. This time it will not be about sci-fi cards games. It will be about the bureaucracy on my school. I want it to be like the new yorker with wity cartoons and cool essays but there is not much chance of that since I can not really draw. I beleive my two alert egos will take part on this. That is right Tom Paris lives. And the reuse of my other alter ego Ford Prefect. Perhaps It will acttucaly prove that a good newspaper can me made at my school. I am going to try to publish when I get the time. I must begin my witty cartoon.

Trailhead Store

I hate this company. The sent me the wrong !@#$ color jacket. They decided to substitute dark sage with sage. Hmmm what should I do. I like the jacket although the color makes me mad. I know they make it in dark sage all my other stuff is dark sage. Heck my old room was colored hunter green although since everything everything has to now be so all slick and cool the color is know know as dark sage. I have already called them and said they are going to find me this jacket in dark sage. I want to fly to logan, Utah (the real world location of Trailhead Store) and give them a piece of my mind. I originally had allot of profanity in this message but cut it out so I would not be blocked from something or other. Did you know that on qwerty keyboard if you run you fingers along the top row of letter is spells qwertyuiop if you remove uiop that spells qwerty [I am really sleepy] He I wonder if anyone actually read this blog if so post a comment and I may send you money.
Regards
Robert
Working Undercover For The Man from the album "Mink Car" by They Might Be Giants

welcome back

blog working Istanbul (Not Constantinople) from the album "Flood" by They Might Be Giants
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Life

I want every to live life to the fullest. It can be taken away it an instant. In a blick of an eye. Never do something that makes you unhappy. Would you want to be doing something you hate when you die. To quote A.D I don't want to go to heaven with a headache I be all crossed and wouldn't enjoy it. This sucks where in the hell is Bin Landen if men like him run free why is Brittiney dead. It is not far. I want then to torture saddam so much I think that everyone that lost a family or friend in 9/11 should get to give him a could punch or kick. If they are weak they hook electrodes to his ball and get to hit the switch. I know I would lobe to give him a quick kick in the face. Hell we should send in ninjas to kick his ass. We should use all the forms of torture he employed on his prisoners. We should also do some chinese water torture and the thing where they shove bamboo shoot up your finger nails. they should also do that this where they pull hairs one by one off his body till there are not left. They we kill him with a gun right in the stomach and donate his organs to someone who is that he hated just to make him suffer.
Life's to short
Robert
Real Love from the album "Anthology 2 (Disc 1 of 2)" by The Beatles

It ha begun

It has begun christmas day

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Memories

As a kid I would stay up all night annoying my father saying can I go look at the present now. He would say why did you wake me 12:00:01 I would say it is official christmas day now. I would then stay up the reset of the night so pumped with excitement wondering what my parents had gotten for me. I would go into my dads room every 30 minutes finally he would give me a time and he would the say for every-time you walk me up before that point it move 10 minutes later. I would the sit in my room away. I was so hyper I coulld not read. I wonder why it never came to me that I could just walk down stairs and go into the living room and find out what was there. Now I get it this is where the myth of santa plays it most important role. Keeping the kid in there rooms. Because they believe that santa was watching them and would not deliver there presents if they came and look. You see this must be the whole reason for the myth. But he is a second reason if the parents forgot to get something they can say Santa forgot and then when they get it for the kid they look like a huge hero for getting it. Aah I cracked the santa mythos.
I wish I was 8 years old.
Robert (aka Ford Prefect)

Merry Festivus

I have come to the realization that I should have never grown up. I remember being 8 years old and saying I don't want to be 9 the number 8 is so cool it's my favorite number and if you turn it on it's side it becomes the symbol for infinity. for those that do not know I was born on April 8 1988. Christmas seems to suck with out santa class. Ever since I finally gave in to not believing that santa was not real it has sucked. I stopped believing at 13, I held out till the end. I mean now the stuff I want costs several hundred sometimes several thousand dollars. But I was get want I want in the end. I mean well since I get what I want when it comes out there is really no anticipation for christmas. And guess what I read the newest data is thinking that Christmas born some time in may not December. Did anyone stop and think the jewish calendar does not line up the Gregorian calendar. And since Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew therefore his birthday would be on the jewish calendar therefor it would not lie on dec. 25 ever year. This whole holiday has a huge fundamental fall in it.
Much love
Robert

Makeup work

I hate being sick. Because as soon as I get well I have to face a pile of make up work. I am trudging thought it. Please use the comments to leave your horror stories about makeup work.
.Carry That Weight from the album "Abbey Road" by The Beatles