It ha begun

It has begun christmas day

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eve over

Memories

As a kid I would stay up all night annoying my father saying can I go look at the present now. He would say why did you wake me 12:00:01 I would say it is official christmas day now. I would then stay up the reset of the night so pumped with excitement wondering what my parents had gotten for me. I would go into my dads room every 30 minutes finally he would give me a time and he would the say for every-time you walk me up before that point it move 10 minutes later. I would the sit in my room away. I was so hyper I coulld not read. I wonder why it never came to me that I could just walk down stairs and go into the living room and find out what was there. Now I get it this is where the myth of santa plays it most important role. Keeping the kid in there rooms. Because they believe that santa was watching them and would not deliver there presents if they came and look. You see this must be the whole reason for the myth. But he is a second reason if the parents forgot to get something they can say Santa forgot and then when they get it for the kid they look like a huge hero for getting it. Aah I cracked the santa mythos.
I wish I was 8 years old.
Robert (aka Ford Prefect)

Merry Festivus

I have come to the realization that I should have never grown up. I remember being 8 years old and saying I don't want to be 9 the number 8 is so cool it's my favorite number and if you turn it on it's side it becomes the symbol for infinity. for those that do not know I was born on April 8 1988. Christmas seems to suck with out santa class. Ever since I finally gave in to not believing that santa was not real it has sucked. I stopped believing at 13, I held out till the end. I mean now the stuff I want costs several hundred sometimes several thousand dollars. But I was get want I want in the end. I mean well since I get what I want when it comes out there is really no anticipation for christmas. And guess what I read the newest data is thinking that Christmas born some time in may not December. Did anyone stop and think the jewish calendar does not line up the Gregorian calendar. And since Jesus of Nazareth was a Jew therefore his birthday would be on the jewish calendar therefor it would not lie on dec. 25 ever year. This whole holiday has a huge fundamental fall in it.
Much love
Robert

Makeup work

I hate being sick. Because as soon as I get well I have to face a pile of make up work. I am trudging thought it. Please use the comments to leave your horror stories about makeup work.
.Carry That Weight from the album "Abbey Road" by The Beatles